orcabelly:

au where sherlock says “um, sweetie,” before he corrects somone.


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tagged with: #john #fave #edit 

ok so I’m still getting birthday page stuff (which is great btw I love every single one of you and your messages are super rad and put a huge smile on my face) but I have to get to sleep soon, so they will be finished tomorrow.


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tagged with: #so so so sorry #ily I swear 

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  sherlockisagirlsname-really asked 6 hours ago
Maria--April 19. Compliment please? If its not a hassle?

omg you could never be a hassle, love. 

compliment

oh my god your banner for your mobile theme is hilarious. that is perfect. never change it, never. (you can change it no pressure i love you). and ben’s eyes on your theme?! be still my beating heart. oh and three different people run this blog? how cool! 

the blograte/compliment of your dreams is just one click away

blacklist “wbr for birthdays” if it’s not your aesthetic (idek what that means)

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  13grimmauld asked 6 hours ago
hi i'm nina and I was born on July 20 and i'd love a br (and i think you're pretty cool for doing these!)

i stopped after reading pretty and it made me feel good about myself so thanks for that hon.

url

do i get the reference: no / maybe / yes

length: too short / perf / too long

overall: 10/10

comment: i would say more on the subject but my hp is a little rusty (like a lot rusty what)

icon

visage/scene: 10/10

color: 9/10

can i tell who it is: yes / no / maybe so

commentado: EMMA, MY QUEEN

posts

variety: 10/10

content: 10/10

quality: 10/10

fandom?: multifandom

overall: 10/10

comment: ok you were one of my first followers on this website and i’m so grateful and you’re so great, thanks darling. also your posts are awesomeee.

theme

mobile

banner: 10/10 yas john

color scheme: /10

title rate/comment: deeper than the Marianas trench (don’t worry about it, it’s just geography trivia)

description: /10

not mobile? regular don’t ask

update tab(s): /10

sidebar: 8/10

color scheme: /10

popup: 8/10

overall: 8/10

comment: we like the same music therefore we must become the bestest of friends

following 

now // no but ily // yes // bAE

the last comment oh no

*whispers wait do you ship dramione i do too omg

click for johnlock smut ok and also maybe a blog rate

oh and don’t forget to blacklist “wbr for birthdays” if you’re not feelin the vibe

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  jimoariarty asked 6 hours ago
hiii my name is nora and my birthday is the 20th of october :) could i have a blog rate please? thank you uwu

url

do i get the reference: no / maybe / yes

length: too short / perf / too long

overall: 9/10

comment: it’s super cool

icon

visage/scene: 4yrhdncqevc/10 sorry wow his profile just rendered me unconscious for a bit 

color: 10/10

can i tell who it is: yES / no / maybe so

commentado: I want to marry your icon, can that be arranged.

posts

variety: 10/10

content: 10/10

quality: 10/10

fandom?: sherlock yo

overall: 11/10

comment: how was i not following. AND THAT SONG IS A PLUS THAT IS LITERALLY MY FAVE FALL OUT BOY SONG I LOVE YOU

theme

mobile

banner: 10/10

color scheme: 10/10

title rate/comment: whoa

description: 

not mobile? regular don’t ask

update tab(s): 10/10

sidebar: /10

color scheme: /10

pages 10/10

overall: 11/10

comment: how is it possible that you like bastille too? We are like music soul sisters, we need to like make playlists for each other and rec new and obscure artists. 

anyway about your theme. it is super cool, the monochrome just works, ok? and that updates tab is so organized but I AM ACTUALLY ENRAGED THAT I WASN’T FOLLOWING BEFORE.

following 

now // no but ily // yes // bAE

the last comment oh no

GO USA. You are like the third person on this website I’ve met that is actually American, like wow. We ‘Mericans got to stick together, yeah?

no please talk to me, and i swear we’ll be like bffs.

click for johnlock smut ok and also maybe a blog rate

oh and don’t forget to blacklist “wbr for birthdays” if you’re not feelin the vibe

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  parentlocks asked 6 hours ago
Paula/May 23 Can I just have a blograte dear? :D

url

do i get the reference: no / maybe / yes

length: too short / perf / too long

overall: 10/10

comment: i wasn’t informed of the url change paula

(can i even call you paula are we on a first name basis or will her highness suit) 

parentlock is like my weakness and now i have to go through my bookmarks to reread all of the parentlock fics (not that i’m complaining) 

icon

visage/scene: 11/10

color: 9/10

can i tell who it is: yes / no / maybe so

commentado: jawwwnnnnn

posts

variety: 10/10

content: 10/10

quality: 11/10

fandom?: sherlock

overall: 11/10

comment: what can i say you’ve got yourself a quality blog

theme

mobile

banner: 10/10

color scheme: 10/10

title rate/comment: so deep

description: goes along with the description (ok why wouldn’t it)

not mobile? regular don’t ask

update tab(s): 10/10 tHEY SORT OF MATCH AND I LOVE IT

sidebar: 10/10

color scheme: 11/10

pages 10/10

overall: 11/10

comment: your accent is so cool (yeah i listened to that recording twice) Anyways, you have the most color coordinated blog I have ever seen, it is like literally down to the last detail perfect.

following 

now // no but ily // yes // bAE

the last comment oh no

can we be friends. no? ok.

click for johnlock smut ok and also maybe a blog rate

oh and don’t forget to blacklist “wbr for birthdays” if you’re not feelin the vibe

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  lordcvmberbatch asked 6 hours ago
Amy Manson & 16 January 1993 :) may I have a blog rate? x

url

do i get the reference: no / maybe / yes

length: too short / perf / too long

overall: 10/10

comment: it’s true, he is the lord. (yes lord yes lord yes yes lord nobody here will know that song what am i thinking) in the name of the johnlock, son, and holy cheekbones, amen.

icon

visage/scene: 1248942/10

color: 9/10

can i tell who it is: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY HUSBAND AS YOUR ICON / no / maybe so

commentado: all that was needed to be said can be found above.

posts

variety: 10/10

content: 10/10

quality: 10/10

fandom?: benedict worship

overall: 10/10

comment: wow good job on the posts i’m jealous 

theme

mobile

banner: 11/10

color scheme: 10/10

title rate/comment: that speaks to me

description: /10

not mobile? regular don’t ask

update tab(s): 10/10

sidebar: /10

color scheme: /10

pages 10/10

overall: 11/10

comment: Oh you have a song of the week that is for real wow. AND WHOA HOLD ON, I’ve actually never seen how you look in real life and may I say, you are flawless! (o_o) why is everyone on this website pretty. Ok back to that theme of yours I love your update tabs, so perfect and that little icon of ben in your header? A plus. 

following 

now // no but ily // yes // bAE

the last comment oh no

you’re scottish?!?!?!?! SO COOL.

click for johnlock smut ok and also maybe a blog rate

oh and don’t forget to blacklist “wbr for birthdays” if you’re not feelin the vibe

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  mycroftsbae asked 7 hours ago
for the birthday page thingy ~ name : Luize (or just Lu) and 27th of September ayy (and yea, compliment because i like compliments) uwu

your birthday’s super close yay!

compliment

look Lu, you are a true queen and my first friend on this crazy website. To be real, I don’t know how you put up with me and my asks. I love your new theme and that ben gif just gets me deep inside my heart. We both know how organized your tags page is but I looked at it just one more time to admire and bask in its simplistic and tasteful splendor. And don’t be mad, I have a fic idea I need you to mull over.

click for johnlock kisses- also blogrates 

oh and feel free to blacklist “wbr for birthdays” if you’re not feeling it

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  theconsultingimpala asked 7 hours ago
I'm Tess and I was born on January 29th. I'd like a compliment please! And no pressure, but I have a birthday page too. You can check it out, if you'd like- link in my sidebar! :)

ooh thanks! (it really helped)

compliment ayy

whoa can i just say I am in love with your about page! people have some really cool ones am i missing out No seriously it’s so coordinated and pretty and it’s just the right length (not that people care but I get bored easily). Your music tab is really nifty, like I think I’m keeping your blog open on a tab so I can give it a listen. I like how your multifandom is organized and not an actual multifandom mess. Oh and your last tab on your updates made my day. 

click for the first episode of season four- maybe

and if you’re against all things good blacklist “wbr for birthdays”

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I’ll be mother.
And there is a whole childhood in a nutshell.


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  Anonymous asked 7 hours ago
you should tell people to reblog the post right??

oh yeah that would be good.

Thank you kindly anon, kisses.

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  johnlocknetwork asked 7 hours ago
Hello!! When you receive this, share five facts about yourself then pass it to ten of your favourite followers ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)

aw you cutie no seriously why would you do this to me idk know who i am idk what i’ve done

  1. I guess I’m cute (I’m not, I’m like the definition of insecure)
  2. no for reals, I’m a coxswain for my school’s crew team (it’s not fun, promise)
  3. I have to go to school Friday, how did this happen, I don’t know, do you know
  4. I’m dairy sensitive which means I’m like lactose intolerant but I wouldn’t die if I had some (I get this fantastic rash whenever I have too much dairy)
  5. I’m currently going through a green tea phase? Which is good because if you think about it, I could be going through a cocaine phase.

and thanks again for the ask darling. not really i’m just being nice do you know how stressful that was oMG JOKING you’re gorgeous and perfect.

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